what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?
a self portrait
Woodstock, 1969 (via)
My father used to say, “Don’t raise your voice. Improve your argument.
Archbishop Desmond Tutu (via te-hya)
hi im a woman living in a post apocalyptic environment/desert island on a tv show and i have the smoothest armpits u have ever seen
hi im a woman in medieval times and my eyebrows r perfect and I have no leg hair
hello im a viking woman in a movie and i have a thin and trim waist and a huge rack and perfect eyeliner
Hi I’m a women in a world without power and I wake up with perfect curled hair
Hello I’m a woman living in Westeros, could somebody PLEASE help me FIND MY PUBES
people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse.
DO YOU EVER SEE YOUR FRIENDS POST SELFIES AND THEY’RE JUST SO CUTE AND ADORABLE THAT YOU KIND OF JUST
So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
NICK P L E A S E
BUT THAT CHARACTER CANT BE GAY